Jupiter is the new Mars. For years all we heard about was Mars. Mars this, Mars that...Monsters from Mars, Space Ships from Mars...blah, blah, blah. We even named a candy bar after the planet. Well, heads up! Jupiter has taken a big interest in our planet Earth and are now walking among us.
The big news is that although Jupiter is ahead of us by eons in regard to technology, their educational system is...uh, lacking. Well, not really. The parents of Jupiter just hate their kids so they ship them to Earth as soon as they reach the age 10. Or what is referred to on Jupiter as "Shlomko".
"I can't wait until our son Reezob reaches Shlomko, then it's out the capsule mister!"
Here are some ways you can spot a kid from Jupiter.
1. They are green . 2. They have six arms, three eyes and two antenna. 3. They are very excitable and are prone to raising their hands in an exuberant fashion. 4. They love books and are usually found carrying several at a time. 5. They have a tendency to put their hands down their pants. Evidently, Al Bundy is something of a God on Jupiter and this act is considered a show of respect for the almighty Al.
Well, there you have it. One last note, these kids from Jupiter are good kids with good values.
Just don't piss one off because they will disintegrate you without batting an eye.
I have been drinking smoothies for breakfast these past few days but decided on a hearty breakfast of chorizo and eggs this morning. I do not regret the taste of this meal but I definitely regret the after effects as it is laying in my stomach like the Dude's bowling ball. Back to smoothies tomorrow!
